Tree Lady

"TREE"

LADY

Not many of you know about our experience a couple of Christmas' ago which has given us the phrase "tree" lady. So here it is, we were out getting the tree, or at least attempting to get the tree at a very local tree "farm". We waited and waited for an attendant to come and then when no one came we knocked on the door of the accompanying house, which took many knocks and then a phone call(sign indicated to call if unattended). When someone did come to the door we were graced with a woman of 50-60 years old with what appeared to be a hangover, and hair that was well something of mention. A late 70's type up do that had been slept in and had Bobbi pin hanging at the ends of her hair every which way, let me not forget to mention that she was missed buttoned and had pulled on what ever happened to be laying next to where she had been sleeping including some odd boots. She came out to the garage to unlock it to get the saw to cut the tree and couldn't get the lock combo to open, she just kept trying and didn't even notice when after standing there over 10 minutes that we left. Long story, and it may not even make you laugh so I guess you had to be there. Needless to say we didn't get a tree from there.